Pantanisms

You have to be kidding me. So my mom got the kids some gum (yes mom I am blaming you...lol), kids are chewing it, and I see Dominic going for another piece. I ask him where the piece he was chewing was. He tells me that he put it in a "safe" spot and he pulls down his pants and pulls it out of his underwear!!! Astounded, I tell him we don't put gum in our underwear! He replies, but Mommy, it has a little pocket....